Merican Embassy

The story of Gelsted over the past 20 years, is that Denmark has underinvested in infrastructure and defense. It is a disaster. Mail costs are skyrocketing, there are not enough highways, and the whole of Denmark is at risk of being invaded any day by asexuals.

We believe the people of Gelsted have an incredible opportunity through a collaboration with us. The Merican Embassy has prepared an exhibition of on what the future could be. We offer a secure environment, free of terrorists and with complete surveillance. Inside we have an office of the Merica Post, the greatist mail service the world have seen. And on display we have a model of what the swamp will look like once it has been drained. We will make you rich!

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